Ted’s toddler tome: So many titles, so little space

Boston Herald ^ | 01/11/06 | Howie Carr

[Semper Paratus]

In the last 3 hours the Tedster has given Howie Carr material for 50 columns.

[raccoonradio]

Howie Carr

FYI: The "Joe Kennedy ad" Howie refers to is for Citizens Energy, headed by RFK's "Do You know Who I Am?" son. It has some hockey stars talking about "ice", then Joe comes on and talks about how ice can be _bad_, as in people freezing... Then again, ice can be good, as in "on the rocks".

Reilly= Mass. Atty Gen. now running for governor, who is in a bit of a scandal now (see Boston papers)

[Fiddlstix]

Has the senator considered a rhyming work, a la Dr. Seuss? Green Eggs and Ham could be retitled Green Beers and Scotch.

“I love to drink it from a jar/ I love to drink it in my car/ I love to drink it without pants/I swill it whenever I get the chance”

ROTFLMAO!

[DeaconRed]

How about?
I am Teddys Liver.
My Daddy was a Bootleger.
Just trying to help ole Teddy out with titles for his books.

[raccoonradio]

As I said before in another thread, if Ted has the stones to hold a press conference announcing the new book _in Mary
Jo's hometown_, I might buy a copy....Naah, he never would...

Suggested Beatles remix: "You say goodbye, and I say..."

http://fatboy.cc/Audio/Hello.wav

[Millee]

LOL ping..

[tgusa]

.....I predict trouble by lunchtime, when Sen. Dodd arrives at Ted’s office and suggests lunch at La Brasserie. At this point, Splash begins whining and nuzzling Ted, the way Lassie used to do with Gramps when Timmy fell into a mineshaft. Ted says, “Er, uh, don’t worry, Splash. Sen. Dodd and I won’t be long. We’re just going to have a . . . sandwich.” Then he winks at Dodd and off they go, singing “99 bottles of beer on the wall.” Title of next chapter: “Waitress, There’s a Fly in My Pants!”.....

[Holicheese]

When Barbara Bush wrote a book from their dog Millie's point of view, didn't she get attacked by the MSM for it?
Do you really think Ted wrote this?

[raccoonradio]

>>Pam Kelley on Line 2

That's the woman crippled by Joe Kennedy

http://www.hubpolitics.com/archives/000060.php

>>Joseph P. Kennedy II, who built upon his family fortune with a lucrative career of his own since leaving politics, allegedly told a Hyannis mother he left paralyzed for life in a car crash 32 years ago that he is ``broke'' and won't be her financial crutch any longer.

"I'm broke. I work for a non-profit. I'm not a bottomless pit,'' the chairman of Citizens Energy Corp. and former congressman allegedly told Pamela Burkley, whom he knew in their star-crossed youth on Cape Cod as Pam Kelley – his late brother David's girlfriend.

[YouPosting2Me]

"Goodnight Moon-shine"

[teenyelliott]

His brain must be completely pickled at this point.

Splash? I mean, come on.

He murders a chick by putting his car in a lake, and then names a cutsie dog character Splash????? What, he thinks it's funny????

Gotta just shake my head.

[DPMD]

Why do I get the impression that there is already a Nobel Prize for Literature waiting for Bloato Boozo, much in the same way Hillary got her Emmy for the stupid audio reading she did when President BJ reigned?

[raccoonradio]

http://fatboy.cc/Audio/Obama%20Bin%20Laden.mp3

[JRios1968]

Howie Carr's columns are the only reason I would love to live, even once, in Boston.

[YouPosting2Me]

The Catcher in the Rye, Wheat & Barley

[raccoonradio]

[Darksheare]

When Teds Liver Gave Two Weeks Notice.
Knight Swimmer. (Out take on Knight Rider..)

[raccoonradio]

...and you can hear him on about a dozen stations, and online,
3-7 pm weekdays (online rebroadcast at 1 am too)

http://www.howiecarr.com

[YouPosting2Me]

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