Thanks! :o)
One small exception is number 9, it's not a lie, it's the truth, you always forget what we talked about, it appears you weren't listening at all!
That's an oddity I haven't been able to reconcile. I can recall, from precisely the same time frame, discussions I've had with colleagues at work, talks I've had with friends at poker games, and chatter with associates elsewhere, but matters I've supposedly discussed with my wife consistently refuse to be committed to memory? Uhhh? Just doesn't jibe.
Obviously you are male, not that there's anything wrong with that! :)
I'll never forget a conversation with my ex:
I told him about something (can't remember what, it's been a few years) that we'd agreed in the past couple weeks.
He: No, you never told me about this.
me: yes.. I did
he: Was I in the other room and you hollared at me? (He always accused me of hollaring at him from a different room)
me: No, I looked you straight in the face and said it, you looked straight back at me, nodded your head and said sure, that's fine.
he: Well I don't remember that!
I do believe he did not remember the conversation. God bless men but you do have selective memory.