Psychic Forecast (Psycho, er Psychic Silvia Browne's Leftist '06 Predictions)

Coast to Coast AM ^ | 1/4/06 | Sylvia Browne

[add925]

(el snippo)

...sharing her forecast for 2006. Among her predictions:

***The weather will be even worse this year than 2005, with hurricanes in the Northeast, and floods in the Southeast. She blames "this damn warming trend."

**Two large quakes will occur in Asia, with two smaller ones in Washington and California.

There will not be a worldwide bird flu pandemic-- the disease will be mainly confined to Asia.

New health treatments include an insulin replacement for diabetes, a vaccine for stomach-related cancers, a breakthrough in MS involving the hypothalamus gland, and a vaccine that blocks the need for nicotine.

Gold and property remain good investments.

***The popularity of Pres. Bush and Gov. Schwarzenegger will continue to slide downwards, and Congress and the Bush administration will be embroiled in more scandals.

Troops will begin returning from Iraq.

Trains and trucks continue to concern her as far as safety and terrorism.

****The 2008 election will be between Kerry and McCain, and Kerry will win in a close vote.

[vollmond]

The Illuminati is real.

That's just what they want you to think.

[Phantom Lord]

A bar where i used to live had the pick em sheets on Sunday morning. $1. Pick all the winners. The winner on Monday night. And the total score for the tie breaker.

Using Rush Limbaugh's Environmental Wacko Method of picking football games I picked every game right and hit the total Monday night score exactly.

What made it even better is the only other person to pick every game right was my cousin and my hitting the Monday night score exactly game me the tiebreaking win.

[add925]

Damn She's Good!

I can't believe it! I gotta buy one of her books and join her New Age Church!

/sarc

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

I used to be on all the time. Now I'm lucky to make late night once a year.

[four more in O 4]

Cool! Where do I sign up to join? (Although shouldn't that be "The Illuminati ARE real"?)

Naa... "IS" is correct, it's just one guy with a really cool hat and ring.

[gogogodzilla]

Gogogodzilla 2006 predictions:

1. Godzilla will awaken to stomp on the New York Times pressroom.

2. Osama will don a pink tutu and sing the 'I'm a little teapot' song on American Idol.

3. Iraq's chemical weapons will be found hidden in Ted Kennedy's empty head.

4. Invaders from the planet Zorquon will demand Earth females to help repopulate their dying planet.

5. The Democratic party will ally themselves with Al Qaeda to form the Qaedacratic party.

6. Muslims will conquer France and the EU will applaud.

7. The Iranian mullahs will conquer Venezuala.

8. Chavez will be sworn in as Chief Uber-mullah of Iran.

9. Kim Jong-Il and Fidel Castro will be kidnapped by Dr. Moreau and forced to breed a super-species of 'Idiot Leadership'.

10. That none of the predictions (except this one) will come true.

[gogogodzilla]

Fnord!

[gogogodzilla]

Fnord!

[KosmicKitty]

I've always been so impressed by the psychic's ability to predict big event such as 9/11

Ohh, wait -

none of them did predict that, did they??

(Would love to see a South Park parody of Sylvia Browne like that of they did of John Edwards, the dead talker, not the political)

[GraniteStateConservative]

I know what you mean, but WebMD has a listing for it!

http://www.webmd.com/hw/health_guide_atoz/tp10385.asp

[add925]

Three and a half moonbats. She would have got the fourth one if she had mentioned impeachment.

As a service to FReepers, here are your Pink Barking Moonbat Icons:

Remember, 1 is Mild & whiny; 4 is Wild, Barking

Copy and save for your next Barf/Moonbat Rating Post.

[GOPJ]

Here's mine:

Predictions for 2006

Republicans will lose some seats - not enough to make a difference. More dems will "retire" because they're not "in power".

Bloggers will become more powerful, not less. Much to the surprise of the MSM.

China, after topping of their strategic reserve of oil will expand work on fallout shelters. They understand Iranians...

More frequent hurricanes will make Bush's "we'll rebuild New Orleans" into the MSM's updated "read my lips, no new taxes"...

Iran's taunting Israel. The seemingly irrational taunts are an intentional strategic plan. They're insane, not crazy.

Dems will dump Dean. They'll join the mainstream moving toward the right.

Housing will weaken, not burst. Inflation returns, but not in double digits.

[Iscool]

I don't know...That looks a lot like Sylvia B...:)

[the gillman@blacklagoon.com]

You sure know how to hurt an amphibian.

[Doc Savage]

If you have ever seen this aging fat toad on TV she gives the most general information and if a person says no, she immediately moves on. What a phoney, as are they all.

[kellynla]

Sylvia Browne is about as psychic as my cat!
And I know her personally!
She, like the rest of 'em, is as phony as a 3 dollar bill; she couldn't predict a BM. LOL

[add925]

Very good! However, there's one prediction that gets a rating:

Dems will dump Dean. They'll join the mainstream moving toward the right.

Dems joining the mainstream sounds a little far-fetched.

;^)

[add925]

Sylvia Browne is about as psychic as my cat! And I know her personally!

Interesting....Wonder if she's a Lib wacko or simply pandering the the wacko Libs for purely capitalistic reasons.

[Calvin Locke]

Bell's enjoying his life, generally doing only doing two shows a month.

Noory's letting his true anti-American, leftist colors show, since he signed a five year contract.

Punnett's back. Interesting, he said a couple of months ago that he's been getting a lot of emails asking why all the
"psychics" and "alien contactees" are all anti-Bush/anti-Republican.

Perhaps the demo that believes in psychics and alien contact tend to be Democrats, and the prognosticators/ET messangers
are just playing to their base?

[Calvin Locke]

"The stock market...will fluctuate." - paraphrasing JP Morgan