[mlc9852]

TOE is still just a theory. Prove to me humans descended from ape-like creatures. Now drop something. Hmmm.

[MineralMan]

"TOE is still just a theory. Prove to me humans descended from ape-like creatures. "

You ARE determined to restate the obvious again and again, aren't you.

Yes, the Theory of Evolution is just a theory. Nobody has said it is not. I cannot prove to you that humans descended from ape-like creatures. I can, however, show you a great deal of evidence that makes that a very, very likely progression.

You cannot argue against the Theory of Evolution, mlcnnnn, by saying that it is a theory. That's already stipulated. It is a theory.

[furball4paws]

It's 2006 and your old mantra is in great need of replacement. So, in order to raise the artistic and scientific merit of your, "my daddy ain't no monkey" line, I offer this little ditty by Berton Braley:

There was an old fellow named Bryan,
Whose voice was forevermore cryin'
"Do you think that my shape
Was derived from an ape?
Well, I think Charlie Darwin was lyin'."

I am sure this will raise the level of discourse an order of magnitude on these threads, and maybe it will make you feel better at the same time.

[Ichneumon]

TOE is still just a theory.

ROFL! That one's so lame that even Answers In Genesis tells creationists that they should stop using it.

Prove to me humans descended from ape-like creatures.

Okay: Here you go.