[Old Sarge]

Here's one:

http://www.tobp.com/other/beer_quotes.shtml

here's another:

http://www.allgreatquotes.com/funny_quotes37.shtml

[Just A Nobody]

LOL - thanks Old Sarge! I was only kidding about the links, but I enjoyed them anyway. I like the Dave Berry quotes in particular.

Thank you for what you do...be safe.