Okay, Dave...sorry...I mean Akbar, you get an A- in Islamic dress, very bland, good, an A for remembering to pray 5 times a day, very good, and an A- for prayer, you only left out the "death to infidels" shout at the end. But I can only give you a C+ in jihad, because your bomb accidentally exploded, killing your partner John...sorry...Mahboob, and your sister is still alive because you didn't stab her enough times for refusing to don a burqua. Maybe the after-school madrassa will help.
ROFLMFAO!
Maybe Akbar should help put up the 5kw daily prayer loudspeakers in downtown. Like they've got in Michigan.