Someday I will figure out how to fit this in a tagline.
First, you are drunk. Second, this is not a waltz, it is the Peruvian national anthem. And third, I am not a woman, I am the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.
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Glad I could help. I got a MILLION of 'em!
How about: 1. You are drunk. 2. This is not a waltz. 3. I am not a woman; I'm the Cardinal Archbishop of Lima.