[Das Outsider]

It has turreted eyes, and resembles Jim Carey smiling when it flashes its teeth.

What about a chihuahua that looks like Ted Danson?

[Darksheare]

THAT would be bad.

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

(I'm four times as humble as the Free Republic Humility Club!)

If you are four times as humble as we but we are twice as humble as you then....

times seven...

carry the nine...

the square root of coconut...

Rampaging elephants in tutus...

Round up...

Stir until bored...

I think I just invented the improbability drive.