[fanfan]

Knuckle dragging Neanderthal?
That's OK.

I chop wood. With an ax.

Really freaks out the 'ladies'.

Too bad for them.

:-)

[Das Outsider]

I chop wood. With an ax.

But you aren't quite ethnic enough, I'm afraid. If you lived on a remote island without indoor plumbing, a job at the CU Ethnic Studies department would be yours!