[Das Outsider]

I chop wood. With an ax.

But you aren't quite ethnic enough, I'm afraid. If you lived on a remote island without indoor plumbing, a job at the CU Ethnic Studies department would be yours!

[fanfan]

Well, I do need to wear ice cleats to get up my hill to civilization (also known as 'the road'),
and my indoor plumbing works if the power doesn't go out, or the septic doesn't freeze.....


Hold on! A job at a University?

LOL! No thanks!