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To: HKMk23

Actually (ROTF!) my truck came with it's own dashboard saint and I've left him/her where s/he is! I don't like to tempt Fate!


1,395 posted on 01/03/2006 4:45:39 PM PST by Monkey Face (Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface.)
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To: Monkey Face

Well, you know that dashboard saint only work if your vehicle is Catholic; sometimes evangelical, but definitely NOT Jewish. You want REAL mechanical problems? Plant your St. Christopher on the dash of a Kosher Chevy.

Also, even if you've got a proper Catholic vehicle with a properly installed dashboard saint, you still have to freshen 'em up, once in awhile. Can't let the thing get all cracked and yellowed in the sun; it ain't respectful and will surely lead to problems.


1,402 posted on 01/03/2006 4:51:10 PM PST by HKMk23 (Why do you expect better treatment from this lousy world than Jesus got; are you holier? - Ravenhill)
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