LONG LIVE RED CHINA (Would you like your troll mein with soft or crispy noodles?)

12/26/05 | C.L. Gartman

[the_red_anedote]

China will never go down, and don't think you can banish communism. Because the people won't let it. They know they are the last standing, they are the only ones left. America is in a decline while China's climaxing, America will go down. We are just done with our prime, if anything, we were going into a depression since 1992 (and don't say you don't know that year). Communism is the American's medias' worst nightmare, because of censorship. I hope we all have to read one newspaper and wipe my butt with one brand of tiolet paper. I hope we all die for our next generations to wear the red armband. We deserved 9/11, and they enjoyed it. You probably hate me now, I know, you just still think like its 1945, well too bad its 2005. We only stand to fall.

[sionnsar]

Morning, Gang!

Morning, 'Face! Just checking up briefly on the world; got a busy day today.

[stephenjohnbanker]

Yes, well one of 3. I have 2 partners who are fantastic!

[Baraonda]

"Pat just turned 4, and he can read and write."

That's great!

Me? I didn't learn to read and write until second or third grade. No wonder my parents nicknamed me Surrender. They must have taken one look at me when I was born and gave up.

[Tax-chick]

Some kids read earlier, and some later. My 5-year-old isn't reading yet.

[Monkey Face]

I hope you and the Good Wife are completely recovered...

And try to have a good day, too! Got rain?

[Monkey Face]

I'm a defensive driver, so I'm sure the trip will be enjoyable. Thanks!

[stephenjohnbanker]

ROTF!

[Monkey Face]

I fainted early in my pregnancy, too, so I know how ugly that can be.

[Monkey Face]

You are so funny!!!

Where do you get your jokes?

[Monkey Face]

Ah. Partners is good. Being the Boss is good. Being one of three bosses works, too.

Don't work too hard today, anyway!

[sionnsar]

Well, it's a slow recovery; we're not quite there yet. Rain? All weekend is the forecast.

[Baraonda]

My cousin's daughter could write short words (mainly monosyllabic, but also two-sysillable ones), such as "red," "green," etc. He then told her to write my father's name, Tony, and she did. Only 4 1/2 years-old. I was impressed.

[Monkey Face]

I'm hoping you don't try to do too much, then, if you are still recovering. Please take care!

[Tax-chick]

Pat just writes letters and numbers, and "PAT."

[Monkey Face]

I learned my lesson in the Second Grade. My teacher sent a note home with me to my mother that said, "Students of the Second Grade are not allowed to use longhand."

My mother sent my teacher a note with me the next morning: "If my daughter wants to write longhand in the second grade, you will not stop her."

:o]

[Baraonda]

When I'm in a good mood, they just come to me easily. At other times I get a mental block and can't write a complete sentence, much less come up with a joke.

I find Das Outsider imitation of Dear Leader very humorous. I like to distiguish between humorous and funny. Anybody can be funny, but few have the talent at being humorous - DS is truly humorous.

[Tax-chick]

Funny! My mom would have done the same thing.

[Monkey Face]

Yes, DO is all of that!

He cracks me up with his Dear Leader schtick.

[Baraonda]

"Pat just writes letters and numbers, and "PAT."

That's wonderful.

O needeless misunderstanding!! How I remember fifth grade! They were the worst three years of my life. :)

[Monkey Face]

She was pretty ticked off. I think the only thing that kept her from marching down to the school was the fact that it was over a mile away, and she didn't drive.

I think the school let it ride, because I had bloodied a kids' nose the year before. ;o]