(Real Men of Genius!)
Today we salute you, Mr. Light Beer Inventor.
(Mr. Light Beer Inventor!)
The double-knit leisure suit. New Coke. Thermonuclear warfare. In the history of bad ideas, one idea stands alone: Light beer. And you came up with it.
(What were you thinking?)
While most men want a rich, satisfying beer-drinking experience, you decided to give us a bucket of cold piss.
(Brewed through the Clydesdales!)
"Tastes great"? "Less filling"? How about, "Tastes like crap. No fooling."
(Stay outta the Busches!)
So crack open a bottle of your own witches' brew, O Inflictor of Liquid Torture. But wait! You can't. You're dead. . . . Some guys have all the luck.
(Mr. Light Beer Inventor!)
LOL! Anyone who drinks light beer just shouldn't be allowed to drink!
Touche'
Light Beer: The perfect refresher after your morning jog.
What took you so long? ;)
I bow before you.