Last Minute shopping ideas. A womans guide to buing him a gift.(Humor)

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[xsrdx]

Knives are good too..

[coder2]

oh geez, that is exactly where hubby and I are going on Friday !!

LOL ----- gotta bring lots of money I guess..

[Eaker]

I would rather receive a caliber of ammo that I don't own a gun for so I can go pick out my own!

[AmericanChef]

Men like food. I cook food.

[DM1]

THis left tons of stuff out
Porn, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, guns, books about war etc etc etc

[sticker]

Is this where I mention my wife wants a new set of waders for Christmas?

[SW6906]

Check the tagline. I think I can add another: chainsaws. You need them for the firewood.

[SW6906]

Check the tagline. ;o)

[xsrdx]

Men never have a wide enough variety of flashlights.

So true, so true.

[leoncaruthers]

Agreed. Every time I see the 6,000,000 candela flashlight at Meijer (the one with an apeture the width of a dinner plate), it requires a supreme act of will for me to not buy it. I have literally no need for such a thing, but every fiber of my being calls out for a great big flashlight. I have no idea why.

[NCjim]

Any 18V DeWalt cordless tool works for me... *g

[gieriscm]

Firearms are like underwear. Men want to pick out their own.

True to an extent. However, there are men like my husband, who, much to their dismay, had to sell a much-beloved firearm (this was before he met me). After listening to him whine for months about how much he wished that he had another Colt Delta Elite in 10mm "just like his old one", I surprised him with one as a birthday present. The look on his face when he opened the box was worth every penny.

[TASMANIANRED]

I don't have an answer for teddy bears.

[Eaker]

My wife bought me a 10 million candle power cordless Q-Beam spot light.

I received it early because of Hurricane Rita.

It will stay very cool until someone makes a more powerful one.

[chronic_loser]

When in doubt, buy beer.

I got a case of beer from all over the world last year. Greece, Ireland, Germany, Russia, Japan, Australia, etc.
Best present I ever got.

[Eaker]

They make'em 10 million candle power and cordless to boot!!

[i_dont_chat]

Anything "night vision", for example binoculars or goggles.

Yep, that's the ticket.

[processing please hold]

You sound like my hubby. He has flashlights so bright, a surgeon could use them for operating on patients. Gotta be a guy thing. Just give me a little pen-light and I'm happy.

[processing please hold]

That's all my hubby uses, 18v. It's an insult to his manhood to give him a 12v.

[TASMANIANRED]

I know how to use them, and what they are for..I would hate to screw up a technical term..