Dear Fabulously Tanned One,
Could I please have a word with you sometime soon?
I need to talk about some things that we have already talked about, sort of.
Got time? Got milk? Got a sense of humor?
Dear *My Bengals Have A Better Record Than Your Patriots*,
Yes, I've got time. That's why I'm a slacker. I have time for anything. LOL!
Sincerely,
The Slacker