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To: smoothsailing
Here's how to deal with them


Mark my words, folks, if the Democrats keep this up it's going to blow up in their
face, bigtime.

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Tim, we should follow the lead of Congressman John Murtha, the man who many
of us simply refer to as "the Hawk", who has put forth a plan to make America
safer, to make our military stronger and who will do or say anything to take down
a sitting president in a time of war. A war that is unwinnable, I might add, and for
which the president doesn't have a plan for victory.

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Yes, Karl, I'm watching her on TV right now and I've just about had enough.
Take her out. Now.

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmm)))

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Boom.

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That was mighty fine work, Karl, mighty fine! Ha ha- but now it looks as though
Ol' Mullah Dean is shooting off his big nasty mouth again...

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The very idea that we're going to win the war in Iraq is as wrong as apple pie...

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You know what to do , Karl.

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmm))))

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I mean, don't you just hate apple pie?

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It's not working! Hmmm... that's it with the broccoli. What to do? What to do?

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Get me Dick Cheney!

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Yes! Dick Cheney!.........................Dick, do you read me? It's me, Karl!

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Karl? You're coming in a little fuzzy. Hold on a minute... Now where did I put
that contraption? Oh yes, I remember...

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Ok, Karl, you're coming in loud and clear. What seems to be the problem? Yes.
Yes. Uh huh. I see. Alright, Karl, Routine 21, on three! One, two...

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm))))

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At the Copa ,Hey! Copacabana!
The hottest spot north of Havana!

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!)))

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I'm too sexy for my shirt- too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts

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((((Hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!)))

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Good work! Both of you!

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Nice working with you again, Dick. Dick?................... Where'd he go?

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To infinity and beyoooooooond!!

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Greetings friend and conversationalists, all across the fruited plain. Well, well,
well, has El Rushbo ever got a See I Told Ya So for you...

11 posted on 12/08/2005 8:05:03 PM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Brilliant!!!!!


187 posted on 12/09/2005 4:15:09 AM PST by MagnoliaB
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To: Roscoe Karns

Roscoe,

That was great!

Jarhead


191 posted on 12/09/2005 4:24:30 AM PST by Buffettfan
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To: Roscoe Karns

LOL!


196 posted on 12/09/2005 5:00:20 AM PST by Tijeras_Slim (Now that taglines are cool, I refuse to have one.)
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To: Roscoe Karns; Blurblogger

NICE WORK!!!!!


199 posted on 12/09/2005 5:16:42 AM PST by pissant
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To: Roscoe Karns

Outstanding!!


219 posted on 12/09/2005 7:15:01 AM PST by BraveMan
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To: Roscoe Karns
Just got pinged to your post!
Great job!
222 posted on 12/09/2005 7:27:47 AM PST by MaryFromMichigan
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To: Roscoe Karns

Good stuff! Definitely a keeper. :o)


226 posted on 12/09/2005 7:49:44 AM PST by Prime Choice (We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
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To: wolf24

PING...worth your entertainment


246 posted on 12/09/2005 12:25:49 PM PST by PeaceThroughSuperiorFirepower
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To: Roscoe Karns
Thanks, baby.

Veddy, veddy funny.

Kissy,

Bertha

P.S. Merry Christmas

254 posted on 12/09/2005 3:13:44 PM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: teenyelliott
Pinging to No. 11.

Pinging to No. 11.

I repeat, pinging to No. 11.

255 posted on 12/09/2005 3:15:22 PM PST by Finger Monkey (H.R. 25, Fair Tax Act - A consumption tax which replaces the income tax, SS tax, death tax, etc.)
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To: Roscoe Karns
LOL!
257 posted on 12/09/2005 5:42:46 PM PST by dagoofyfoot
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To: Roscoe Karns

ROTFLMAO!!!!


258 posted on 12/09/2005 6:00:12 PM PST by pattty
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