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How to pick up chicks at the peace march (Vanity/Humor)
Posted on 12/07/2005 7:00:09 PM PST by Tzimisce
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To: caver
IBTZ!Apparently, you're FR handbook is not the latest revision.
To: Tzimisce
Did I miss any? "I'm a lesbian trapped in a mans body!"
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:07:15 PM PST
by
mcmuffin
(About time to open up a vintage can of '94 GOP WhoopA$$-before it goes flat-again)
To: hole_n_one
To: caver
IBTZ!In before it's launched to chat!
To: Tzimisce
Did I miss any? Are you one of those edible flowers, honey?
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:08:41 PM PST
by
BluH2o
To: cripplecreek
She should move to India. She'd be sacred there.
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:08:50 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: socal_parrot
To: clintonh8r
"Would you like to touch my mandate?" "Can I feel your pain?"
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:09:38 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(We are RepubliCANs, not RepubliCAN'Ts.)
To: Tzimisce
Would you help me find my inner Oprah?
To: Tzimisce
Gravitys a bitch, huh Cindy?
30
posted on
12/07/2005 7:11:33 PM PST
by
billhilly
(John Murtha, ex Marine. Leading the charge of the Demoquits.)
To: socal_parrot
To: cripplecreek
That's funny, I don't care who you are.
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:13:02 PM PST
by
billhilly
(John Murtha, ex Marine. Leading the charge of the Demoquits.)
To: Tzimisce
"I was driving down the road the other day I get pulled over and the policeman says "You been drinking?"
And I said "No why, is there a fat girl in the back seat?"
I looked, and "My God, there's two of them! I guess I was drinking."
Larry the Cable Guy
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:13:14 PM PST
by
neodad
(My ex-wife is stuck on stupid.)
To: hole_n_one
To: Prime Choice
""Is that a real poncho? I mean, is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho?""
RIP, Frank.
To: Tzimisce
Is that patchouli or are you also boycotting the Colgate Palmolive, Lever Brothers, and Procter and Gamble cabal?
To: Tzimisce
Ah the good old days;
Hippie Chick: Isn't it just horrible about how they are killing babies in Viet Nam?
Me: Yes, here, let me get that bra hook for you.
To: x1stcav
I'm saving your quote, so I can marvel at its awesomeness whenever I turn on my computer. Hope you don't mind.
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:23:23 PM PST
by
jsmith48
(www.isupatriot.com)
To: Izzy Dunne
"I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body".Hey, you stole my favorite pick up line ( which I in turn stole from ---- -----, currently of Austin, TX)
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:25:04 PM PST
by
Peter vE
(Ceterum censeo: delenda est Carthago.)
To: cripplecreek
That's what you call a slumpbuster.
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posted on
12/07/2005 7:25:16 PM PST
by
jsmith48
(www.isupatriot.com)
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