To: Pistov Elf; Colonial Warrior
oh, oh.. someone put BILLIE in the corner?
chuckle...
35 posted on
12/01/2005 11:47:47 AM PST by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
He'd better be careful or we'll tell Mu...I mean Fatboy on him. lol
To: Pistov Elf
He lay in the corner
All beaten and scarred
From where Santa had whipped him
Oh so quite hard.
This is an elf
That works in the North Pole
Getting no pay
His dignity stole.
The laws at the Pole
Have no 'Elf Rights'
Can't go outside
To see the northern lights.
Sweatshop 22 A
The place where he slaved
And dreamed of freedom
The thing which he craved.
There were no inspectors
Up there at Santa's workshop
To investigate his cruelty
And put it to a stop.
So poor elfy here
Ran away one day
And Santa went out and caught him
Chasing him in his sleigh.
So as you leave some cookies
For that big cruel tub of lard
Remember the little elves that work
All beaten and scarred.
2004 Stephen King Jr.
poor PE... I think we need to rescue you.
38 posted on
12/01/2005 1:23:21 PM PST by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: DollyCali
"oh, oh.. someone put BILLIE in the corner? chuckle..." Hello Dolly, thanks for the ping. I'm dozens of threads behind cause of work and family health issues.
I've never seen Billie in a corner! But, I'm very familiar with the corner...found myself there my very first day. Bille put me there!
45 posted on
12/01/2005 3:29:40 PM PST by
Colonial Warrior
(You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped. Character shows when tested)
To: DollyCali; Colonial Warrior; Pistov Elf
oh, oh.. someone put BILLIE in the corner?
chuckle...LOL. Who'd of thunk calling Mz Dowdy a witch would put me on the naughty list. (even though Elfie was taking up for witches.) :)
72 posted on
12/01/2005 8:00:47 PM PST by
Billie
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