Adam was a muslim. Eve was just a pet slave who followed him around dressed in a tent. The 'apple' Eve picked was her act of rebellion that consisted of taking off her tent and letting the sun hit her. Allah was very angry. Even though there were no other men around but Adam to look at her, he figured she had better get her act together before they showed up.
And that is the 30-second Muzzle History for today!
Well after all, they say God is a Muslem. Why not David?
Let me know when it's done by bunnies.
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