Martinez, delirious and unable to walk, had to be dragged and carried
What about the ol' fire 3 shots, wait, fire 3 more?
In any case this goon out to be banned from going into a wilderness for life.
Why didn't he use big rocks to spell out help? Or hail a Russian submarine, or look for an old space capsule, or make a lie detector out of coconuts? Didn't this guy ever watch Gilligan's Island?
Hunter safety classes teach that's a bad idea - what goes up, must come down...
In any case this goon out to be banned from going into a wilderness for life.
Agreed. After spending ten years on a volunteer SAR team, I take enough stuff to keep me alive for a day even if I'm only planning on taking a short hike.