Reminds me of one of "Manda's" complaint letters:
CHUCKY CHEESES RUNES MY KIDS BIRTHDAY
To: Chuck E Cheese Entertainment, Inc.
I'm writing to bring your attention to a problem I had with the employees at your restaurant. I hope you will take this complaint seriously and come up with a quick resolution. This happened at your restaurant located at ON 92ND AND POWEL . My specific complaint is about the management. I'm particularly upset with the employee's lack of politeness.
Here's what happened: MONDAY IT WAS MY 5 YEAR OLDS BIRTHDAY SO ME MY 5 KIDS MY SISTER AND HER 3 KIDS AND A BUNCH OF THERE FRENDS AND MY BOYFREND WENT TO CHUCKY CHEESES TO CELBRATE. FROM THE START THEY WERE RUDE THEY ROLED THERE EYES AND SAID LET ME SEE IF I CAN FIND A TABLE FOR YOU, AND THEY SEATED OTHER PEOPLE IN FRONT OF US. IM ALL EXUSE ME REMBER US? I THINK THERE BIENG RACIAL BECASUE SOME OF THE KIDS WERE MEXICAN AND PART BLACK. SO WE HAVE TO WAIT ALMOST 20 MINUTES FOR TO BE SEATED AND THEN THE KIDS OF CORSE WANT TO PLAY ON THE GAMES, AND THEY WERE A RIP OFF, THEY GOT ALL KINDS OF TIKETS AND ALL THEY COULD BUY WERE CRAPY PLASTIC FOOTBALLS AND BON JOVI KEYCHANES. PLUS THE MANGER CAME UP TO ME, HE WAS THIS RUDE UPITY KID NAMED RICHARD. HE ACUSED MY 9 YEAR OLD NEPHEW JAYSON OF STEALING TIKETS FROM LITTLE KIDS. EXUSE ME BUT THATS RACIAL, JUST BECAUSE HES PART AFRECAN AMERCAN THEY ATOMATCALLY THINK HES STEELING. SO WE ORDER PIZZAS AND PICTURES OF BEER FOR THE ADULTS AND POP FOR THE KIDS. AND THE KIDS ARE RUNNING AROUND BEING BRATS BECASUE THEY WERE KIKED OUT OF THE GAME ROOM, THEY SHOLD HAVE A SIGN THAT SAYS NO CLIMING ON THE VIDEO GAMES THEY WERE JUST BEING KIDS. SO THE PIZZA COMES AND ITS ALRIGHT AND THEN MY 2 AND A HALF YEAR OLD THROWS A PIZZA ON THE FLOOR, AND CHUCKY CHEESE WAS WALKING BY AND HE SAYS TO ME PICK THAT UP!!! IM ALL EXUSE ME WHAT??? AND CHUCKY CHEESE SAYS AGAIN PICK IT UP, AND SOME STUPID CRAP ABOUT TEECHING MY KIDS MANERS. EXUSE ME BUT YOUR JUST A STUFED MOUSE YOU DONT TELL ME HOW TO RASE MY KIDS. THEN MY BOYFREND TELLS HIM HOW RUDE HE IS AND HE TAKES OFF THE MOUSE HEAD AND SAID ILL KICK YOUR ASS TO MY BOYFREND. EXUSE ME BUT CHUCKY CHEESE IS SUPOSED TO BE POLITE AND FRENDLY NOT ACT LIKE THE FRIGEN TALLABAN. SO RICHARD THE MANGER COMES UP TO SEE THE RUCKIS, AND ANOTHER EMPLOYE HER NAME WAS SUMMER AND I RECOGNIZED HER RIGT AWAY, SHE WAS SLEEPING WITH THE FATHER OF MY UNBORN GIRL WICH I AM BY THE WAY 7 AND A HAF MONTHS PREGNANT WITH WHEN WE WERE STILL GOING OUT. I THOGHT CHUCKY CHEESE WAS A RESPECTICLE COMPANY AND THEY WOLD HIRE NICE POLITE PEOPLE, NOT STUPID HORES LIKE SUMMER OR RUDE TERRIST MOUSES. SO I TELL THIS TO RICHARD AND HE DOESNT HERE A WORD I SAY HE JUST SAYS FINISH YOUR PIZZA AND GET OUT AND DONT COME BACK UNTIL YOU LERN MANNERS. EXUSE ME BUT YOUR THE ONE WHO NEEDS TO LERN MANNERS. AND IM ALL OK COULD WE GET ANOTHER PICTURE OF BEER? AND THERE ALL NO YOUR CUT OFF YOUDONT NEED MORE. EXUSE ME BUT THIS IS AMERCA WE HAVE A RIGHT TO DRINK BEER. AND THERE ALL JUST HURRY UP AND LEAVE. AND THEN SUMMER MAKES SOME RUDE COMENT ABOUT HOW I DONT EVEN KNOW THE BABYS HIS ANYWAY. THATS WHEN I REALY GOT MAD AND I JUMP UP AND GET IN HER FACE ABOUT IT, AND EVERYBODY TRYS TO STOP ME BUT NOBODY TRYS TO STOP HER, THE STUPID MANPULATING HORE. I THOUGHT CHUCKY CHEESE HAD STANDARDS NOT TO HIRE RUDE PEOPLE LIKE THAT. THAN THEY KICK US OUT AND NOT LET US FINISH OUR PIZZA SO THERE ALL HERE WANT THE PIZZA AND DUMP IT IN MY DIPER BAG. BY NOW IM ALL BAWLING, IM 7 AND A HALF MONTHS PREGNANT I DONT NEED THIS KIND OF STRESS IN MY LIFE, SO WE ROUND UP MY KIDS, AND IM SO UPSET I GET THE RONG KIDS, AND I CAN BARELY DRIVE AND ALMOST GET IN AN ACCIDENT BECASE I WAS BAWLING SO HARD. I THOUGHT CHUCKY CHEESE WAS SUPOSED TO BE A FAMILY PLACE.
My overall experiences with your company have been very unpleasant. I will probably avoid your restaurant in the future. I'll probably avoid recommending you to others.
Here's how I'm hoping you will fix the problem: DONT BE RACIAL AND SEAT AS SOON AS WE GET IN AND DONT TAKE ALL WHITE PEOPLE 1ST AND DONT BE RACIAL IN THE GAME ROOM AND GIVE MY NEPHEW JAYSON 1000 FREE TOKENS FOR BEING RACIAL AND RUDE. HAVE BETTER PRIZES SO THEY WONT BE A RIP OFF. LET KIDS BE KIDS AND NOT MAKE THEM PICK UP PIZZA AND HIRE NICER PEOPLE WHO DONT GET RUDE TO BE CHUCKY CHEESE AND HIRE MORE RESPECTIBLE PEOPLE WHO DONT CHEAT ON PEOPLE AND LIE AND MANPULATE. THE COSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT AND IF THEY WANT MORE BEER THEY SHOLD HAVE IT AND $5000 EACH FOR ME MY SISTER MY BOYFREND AND ALL OF THE KIDS THAT WERE THERE PLUS ANOTHER $1000 FOR MY 5 YEAR OLD FOR RUNING MY KIDS BIRTHDAY , AND DONT DUMP PIZZA IN THE DIPER BAG AND FIRE EVERYONE WHO WORKED THAT DAY.
I appreciate your taking the time to read this. I hope you can help me with my problem. The sooner, the better.
From:
MANDA
PORTLAND, OR
I know someone who worked at ChuckECheese when she was a teenager. She was Chuckee.
She said the kids were ALWAYS hellions and seemingly "allowed" to act that way (by the parents) since it was usually a birthday party. She could not count the times kids would run up and punch her or kick her or pull her "tail," spit at her, etc. They just assumed it was OK to abuse a rat and their mommies didn't tell them to behave differently.
ROTFL!! Chuckie Cheese Hell!!