Posted on 11/08/2005 3:59:56 PM PST by cowtowney
We really need a T-shirt concept for France. Here's a start:
France trying its hardest to surrender to a bunch of kids
Boycott France It’s all burned anyway
Vive Le France, (the cars are a different matter)
Visit France But bring your own transportation
If you don't see the downside of Islamic thugs bringing Europe to its knees, then any explanation I might offer will be a waste of both your and my time.
Caught between ChIraq and a hard place.
I was thinking today about the bumper sticker some Christians have "Warning: This car may become driverless in the case of Rapture." I was thinking Muslims could have a bumper sticker on their cars that reads "Warning: This car may detonate in the case of Jihad."
No me culpe voté
Le Pen
(Don't blame me I voted Le Pen)
I hope I got the English to French right, my French is rusty.
Between the idea
And the reality
Between the motion
And the act
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
Between the conception
And the creation
Between the emotion
And the response
Falls the Shadow
Life is very long
Between the desire
And the spasm
Between the potency
And the existence
Between the essence
And the descent
Falls the Shadow
For Thine is the Kingdom
For Thine is
Life is
For Thine is the
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
This is the way the world ends
Not with a bang but a whimper.
1. I wish I were speaking German right now.
2. Give us a break, this is the first battle we've lost this century.
3. Equal opportunity losers, now including enemies under the age of 18
4. France, don't come here just for the nightlife.
5. Now offering cocktails for dinner then mozoltov cocktails for mayhem!
6. France, now our women aren't the only things smokin'!
That t-shirt will need to XXXXXX-Large to fit all that on it.
:)
I think we need a photoshop of someone dressed in islamic garb, looking like he's dancing with a maltov cocktail, and the title, A Muslim In Paris.
brûlure, bébé, brûlure!
(burn, baby, burn)
"Frenchifada"
"Le Jihad"?
Version 2.0
Graphic: Saab tied to a stake with smoke rising.
Text: "I said burn the crusader, not the cruiser!"
and all I got was this dumb citizenship card!
front: The Secret to the Perfect French Fry (see back)
back: Appease!
Would you like some ketchup with your French Fires (Fires in flames).
Okay how about a variation on a previous conqueror?
Veni, Vedi, Allah Akbar!!!
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