"Its good to be da King!"
Posted on 11/08/2005 9:28:35 AM PST by Roberts
Cops: Carolina Panthers pair were getting busy in Tampa bar loo 11/8 UPDATE: The cheerleaders arrested for that Tampa bathroom brawl have been booted from the Carolina Panthers squad for allegedly engaging in conduct embarrassing to the team. In what many will likely view as a double standard since NFL stars are regularly arrested but allowed to continue playing, Renee Thomas and Angela Keathley will now have to seek another outlet for which to shake their pom-poms. While the Panthers have removed any mention of the duo from the section of the team's web site devoted to the cheerleading squad, you can click here for screen grabs of the pair's purged TopCat bios. A third cheerleader, Kristen Owen, was suspended since Thomas, 20, was carrying her driver's license when popped (Owen was not in Tampa at the time).
NOVEMBER 7--Judging by the flood of demanding e-mails that TSG has received, many of you seem deeply interested in the Tampa Police Department report memorializing Sunday's bust of two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders. As you're obviously aware, cops contend that Angela Keathley, 26, and Renee Thomas, 20, were engaged in some kind of sexual activity in a bar bathroom when other female patrons waiting to use the facilities began beefing. According to criminal report affidavits, copies of which you'll find below, Thomas responded by clocking one complaining gal in the face. The underage Thomas, who gave arresting officers the ID of Kristen Owen, another Panthers cheerleader, was charged with battery, while Keathley was hit with disorderly conduct and resisting arrest raps. After the 2:20 AM scrum at the Banana Joe's bar, Keathley (pictured at far right) and Thomas were booked into the Hillsborough County Sheriff's lockup, where the above mug shots were snapped.
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Typical young women these days.
You'd like that too much!!
Renee's favorite quote: "Pain is weakness leaving the body."
... and a hangover is alcohol leaving the body.
Whistling in the wheatfield?
Their job is too look good for the fans and service the football players in the off hours.
Lesbians need not apply.
Could be.
The real fantasy here is your insistence that they were not doing what the police reports described but another, illegal, activity that the police reports fail to mention.
"Its good to be da King!"
Or mauling the man in the canoe.
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Deep Purple lyrics from "Knockin' at Your Back Door": "Of a common cunning linguist. A master of many tongues."
Who would've thought oysters were Mexican fare?
Crack busts are so passe. Besides, they could have hid the evidence. ;)
I'll go with Penthouse, and under six months (assuming that can be done in the publication cycle) -- probably in time for the Super Bowl (Feb issue?). Even more so if Carolina looks to be top cat in the NFC.
I'm very sorry I'm unable to attend this tremendous occassion being given in your honor I would like to extend my sincerest best wishes to you.
Owl_Eagle
"You know, I'm going to start thanking
the woman who cleans the restroom in
the building I work in. I'm going to start
thinking of her as a human being"
I have been in clubs where you can't get in the bathroom because there are a group in there doing drugs. You can hear them snorting the stuff while you are waiting to go.
See, there's been a big misunderstanding.
Favorite Charity: Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation
Landing strip squad?
Thanks Owl!!
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