[kublia khan]

A local Liberal organization sent me one of those nice return envelopes a few years back. I tapped it to a shoebox with a plastic bag full of cow sh** inside. I guess they didn't appreciate it coming back to them that way. The "incident" was reported in the local news. I thought it was pretty dam* funny.

[hsalaw]

BWAHAHAHAH! Too bad I don't have access to that sort of material. I live in the city. Well, maybe I could follow one of the dog walkers around, and ask for the droppings.

[Beagle8U]

I treasure those "postage paid" envelopes. I always open the junk mail to find them.

You can use those to get rid of all the rest of you junk mail. Just stuff them full of crap and send em in.

They have to pay far more than regular postage when they receive your garbage, and who knows, they might be interested in the plate of the month club or a gym membership.