[Miles the Slasher]

"Find some way to broadcast French films to the rioters nonstop. They'll all committ mass suicide in a matter of minutes. Problem solved!"

That...or get Jerry Lewis to act as a mediator between the two sides.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"Find some way to broadcast French films to the rioters nonstop. They'll all committ mass suicide in a matter of minutes. Problem solved!"

I say, the Big Guns: Hillary screech-speaches.