Oh, I'd love to see a remake of Lesbian Spank Inferno, starring Jennifer Connelly, Thandie Newton, Heather Graham, Cahterine Bell, and Salma Hayek. And I'd offer my services to star as the one male heterosexual in the film, who converts these lesbians into bisexualdom, all at the same time of course. It would be a long shoot, however, because it would take many many many many many many many many many many many takes. Many takes.
How do we know you'd be true to the original director's vision?