[hinckley buzzard]

Alternatively, we should propose a UN peacekeeping mission to be staffed primarily by Francophone African troops from the various French ex-colonies, plus bilingual Canadians.

Brilliant idea! Call in the UN! Blue helmeted African perverts patrolling outside the ghettoes of Paris and diddling the French children whenever they get the chance.

Whew. Talk about just desserts.

[CaptRon]

Perfect time to use the Foreign Legion. The government can say no Frenchmen were used in ending the insurrection. The entire government is looking for cover anyway, so there it is.