[Paloma_55]

Was Eddie Murphy there?? "Keepitogetha...keepitogetha...keepitogetha!!!"

[WhiteGuy]

Do these people wear the magical underpants? Or is it just those Mormons?

I get so confused.............

[Iron Matron]

that mothers should not express pain while in labour for fear of traumatising the baby....

In the Birthing Room:

Tom: What's that grimace on your face woman?

Katy: Gri..(grunt)..mace?..(grunt)..on..(puff,puff)..my.. (grunt)...face?

Tom: Yes Woman! Answer me! Are you experiencing the sin of pain?

Katy: (Grunt..Grunt..Puff)..not..pain..(grunt)..its..just...(puff, grunt, puff)abject fearof pain

Tom: Uh, boys..we need to look up "fear" what does L. Ron have to say...Hey! Who took down the tent?

What idiots.

[PBRSTREETGANG]

Were Greta Van Susteren and her husband there?

They must be in line for the Diamond Meritorius Award.

[DumpsterDiver]

Of course, Scientologists are used to shelling out, since handing over cash is a key part of the Hubbard doctrine.

LOL.

[Willie Green]

The national sales tax (Why the NRST is dopey)

...the movement for consumption-based taxation has been hijacked by a group of extremists whose principal interest is abolishing the Internal Revenue Service.²¹ They believe that if virtually all federal taxes are abolished and replaced with a retail sales tax like those in the states, then the states can simply collect the federal government's revenue for it, thereby allowing for abolition of the IRS...

²¹ The Church of Scientology originated this legislation as part of a campaign against the IRS because it refused for many years to allow gifts to the church to be deducted as legitimate charitable contributions, on the grounds that it was not a true church. The IRS eventually relented. See Davis (1997) and Starobin (1995) for discussions of the Church of Scientology's role in the sales tax campaign.

Davis, Bob. 1997. "CATS Out of the Bag." World, 12:9 (May 31/June 7).
Starobin, Paul. 1995. "No Returns." National Journal (March 18): 666-671.

source

Writing science fiction for about a penny a word is no way to make a living. If you really want to make a million, the quickest way is to start your own religion.

~ L. Ron Hubbard

[feedback doctor]

Scientology - Religion of the Rich and Famous

[SteveMcKing]

I see that Maynard James Keenan was not invited....

[samtheman]

Other members of the cult have been less content about paying up, complaining that they have been milked of thousands of pounds.

A sucker says what?

[null and void]

As a former member of that, ummmm, organization, I have a standing offer to any FReeper to answer any questions, either in open forum, or by FReepmail.

[fortunecookie]

It is unclear if Travolta's wife and Cruise's fiance'e had the chance to talk.

Or if Katie was allowed to talk.

[kentj]

This is outrageous, it is a clear violation the rules prohibiting Church and Movies.

While sniffing phu-phu dust and standing in front of the mirror yelling "I like myself" for a half hour each day could be called a religion - they have crossed the line this time.

What next I suppose the Mormons will be doing a movie about how the Indians are really Jewish and the "true meaning of the word "Scalping" comes from the Hebrew lost tribe meaning "buy low sell high".