[Iron Matron]

that mothers should not express pain while in labour for fear of traumatising the baby....

In the Birthing Room:

Tom: What's that grimace on your face woman?

Katy: Gri..(grunt)..mace?..(grunt)..on..(puff,puff)..my.. (grunt)...face?

Tom: Yes Woman! Answer me! Are you experiencing the sin of pain?

Katy: (Grunt..Grunt..Puff)..not..pain..(grunt)..its..just...(puff, grunt, puff)abject fearof pain

Tom: Uh, boys..we need to look up "fear" what does L. Ron have to say...Hey! Who took down the tent?

What idiots.

[fortunecookie]

LOL! She'll just need an 'assist', perhaps Tom can touch the area of pain over and over again, to assist her and relieve the pain? Right, that'll work. *eyeroll* If not, it just means she's attracted a lot of negative energy and he'll have to flee the area lest he become 'infested' with the negative as well. What a bunch of idiots.

We know one thing, Tom is strongly against the use of drugs. What a catch 22 for Katie. No drugs. But she'd better not cry out in pain either.

[AppyPappy]

Katy: (Grunt..Grunt..Puff)..not..pain..(grunt)..its..just...(puff, grunt, puff)abject fearof pain

Tom: Perhaps you should have a massage?

Katy: I'LL MASSAGE YOUR TESTICLES WITH A LAMP IF YOU DON'T GET ME SOME DRUGS!! Ooops. Sorry. It must be the clams talking.

Tom: Great. Our son's going to be a crackhead because of your big mouth.