[Dog Gone]

He's not telling us about something. Maybe he needs bifocals and is in denial. Maybe he's taking Metamucil every night.

I'm not quite willing to accept that he's frozen time at age 25. That would just be so wrong.

[Howlin]

Unfortunately, he's telling the truth. I've met he and his lovely family on more than one occasion.

Right off the Hallmark card.

And he's always so tan I feel like I've been leeched when I stand next to him.