[Howlin]

Unfortunately, he's telling the truth. I've met he and his lovely family on more than one occasion.

Right off the Hallmark card.

And he's always so tan I feel like I've been leeched when I stand next to him.

[Dog Gone]

Okay, I just did some rough calculations, and when his youngest child gets into medical school, ROL will be 68 years old and will be paying tuition in today's dollars of about $70,000 per year.

I'm thinking the Dick Clark genes will come in handy.

[harrowup]

...And he's always so tan ...

Having read his intemperate remarks about my lack of integrity and general moral pustulence I have determined that there is either a great deal of bovine excreta in his system or that ...Dorian Gray is not just a book on his memorial wall...

I will decline to offer a salutation not on the grounds of personal insult, but just because at 50, he isn't old enough to matter.

[:>}