ATOMS OPPOSE MOLECULES.
"I'm trying hard to be a Noble Gas," weeps Oxygen. "If I could only stop forming these oppressive bonds!"
You're a gas.
Yeah, and I'm trying hard to be a medical doctor. I know I haven't been to medical school, but the state should give me a license anyway because the requirement that I have to be a doctor in order to get a doctor's license violates my constitutional rights.