[Lazamataz]

Good idea. I'm hereby deputizing you, Lazamataz, and entrusting you with the responsibility of putting together an army and invading. Godspeed.

I accept. I will report as time goes on.

Some people remember my invasion of Canada. Expect daily dispatches.

[Guenevere]

Yes, I can validate Laz invaded Canada....

....now, back to my regularly scheduled stuff.

[Lazamataz]

INVASION OF ZIMBABWE, DAY ONE

Buffalo, NY -- After reading that Zimbabwe couldn't pay for a single planeload of jet fuel, I realized that this country was so ripe for the pickings that I -- Lazamataz -- could easily take it over and become Supremo Leader and Head Big Pickle of an entire nation.

Well, yesterday I began assembling my troops. I couldn't find too many volunteers: I have three drunken Mounties, seven illegal immigrants (who are all named Pablo, coincidently) and a stuttering homeless man named Stu. I've agreed to keep Stu and the Mounties in beer, and the illegal immigrants only want 5 dollars a day and one of those Mexican calling cards that they will all share.

I'll report on my progress tomorrow. Wish me G-dspeed and GOOD LUCK.