Westover Baptist Church not Landover...sheesh!
Of course Landover has some wacky ideas but I'm not sure whether it's parody or real. Here's a quote about how 'real' Christians should dress:
Clothing is perhaps the most important thing about being a Christian. If one is not properly clothed and fully representative of what God would want them to appear like... well then, that person is probably not saved. Our motto is "get saved, get to a Christian Clothing store, and get fitted for the kingdom." Anyone who does not conform to the dress code at Landover Baptist will be fined no less than $300.00 a violation. It is a privilege to be a Christian and we believe that it is about time folks started acting like it!
Which is stoopid if it's really God they are coming to meet with at their church. It's like dressing up to go for an X ray.