Airstrikes Rock Smurf Village

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[day10]

Here's a poser for you: you're trying to knock together a TV ad highlighting the effects of war on children. What's the plan?

Well, you could go down the traditional route of earnest voice-over accompanying footage of said kids miserably awaiting a better life or, on the other hand, you could arm up a squadron of attack aircraft and go and raze a Smurf village to the ground. Let's face it, it's a toughie.

Not for Unicef Belgium though, which earlier this week reduced an enchanted Smurf hamlet to smouldering rubble - much to the horror of some TV viewers across the Channel - when it aired a 25-second burst of animated warnography on the country's TV screens.

[George Smiley]

No they weren't and there was only one Smurfette.

Hence their colouration.

[Calvin Locke]

I never really paid attention...too old....so I dont have strong feelings about leveling their village.

Ditto, except for the strong feelings. They are letting themselves (yeah, yeah, the estate...) be exploited by the
UN in general, UNICEF in particular.

[Sloth]

Weren't the Smurfs all communists anyway?

I'm not sure about their economic system, but I know they were flaming homos. One female Smurf in the whole village -- and she's an old maid.

[Spruce]

Azreal is very pleased! He is a viking kitty, perhaps?

[jmq]

Frigging Asexual Blue boys...Kill'em all...

[day10]

I swear - I searched on the word Smurf and found nothing! That's my story and I am sticking to it.

[Owl558]

Further proof that the Dutch lack any sort to will for self-preservation. When the muslins start bombing their villages, the dutchie-smurfs will fall to their knees and surrender.

[jmq]

Better yet go Nuclear...

[Spruce]

Dutch are from Netherlands. Natives of Belgium are called, funny enough, Belgians. ;P

[Tatze]

Boycott UNICEF!! NOT ONE DAMN DIME!

[Junior]

"The only good Smurf is a dead, squishy Smurf."

-- Motto of the Anti-Smurf People's Liberation Movement

[WestVirginiaRebel]

To Smurf your enemies, to hear the Smurfings of their women...that is victory.

[Republicus2001]

what do they have against Idaho football?

[axes_of_weezles]

[MarkL]

Those little blue b@stards had it comin'.

I never trusted that Papa Smurf. He was always hidin' somethin'

I hope we blow them all the way to Fraggle Rock.

No kidding! I'm hoping that they target that damn purple dinosaur next!

Mark

[MarkL]

>> Weren't the Smurfs all communists anyway? <<

No, they were homos, not pinkos.

Well, they're all a bunch of leftists, as they're all "Blue Staters!"

As far as being homos, I really don't know... I saw a cartoon once of one of the Smurfs "boinking" Strawberry Shortcake! Sort of like a photo of Helen Thomas, I've never been able to get that out of my mind.

Mark

[PAR35]

Now, Barney the dinosaur is another story altogether.......

You do know that Barney is from a very Republican part of Texas?

[alarm rider]

“Drop the Bomb. Exterminate them all.”

And while you are at it, that ****** Barney is still showing up on the tube occasionally, find him, and send him the same message. Anyway, he's purple, and that is close enough to blue for this mission.

[axes_of_weezles]

[porkchops 4 mahound]

I'm with you on this.