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Cops Nab Sex Offender Clad in Rope, Feces
CBS4Denver.com ^

Posted on 10/08/2005 8:22:36 PM PDT by sonsofliberty2000

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Just another troubled soul hurt by Bush and the right wing.

1 posted on 10/08/2005 8:22:37 PM PDT by sonsofliberty2000
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To: sonsofliberty2000

Wasn't there a song by a band called Marcy Park some years ago called rope and feces?


"I smell rope and feces."


2 posted on 10/08/2005 8:25:00 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: sonsofliberty2000

Covered in doodoo feces? That's just ignarent.


3 posted on 10/08/2005 8:25:04 PM PDT by teenyelliott (Soylent green should be made outta liberals...)
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To: sonsofliberty2000

:-D )))

Where's a "COPS" camera crew when you need 'em?


4 posted on 10/08/2005 8:26:22 PM PDT by RichInOC ("The coffee is strong at Cafe du Monde, the doughnuts are too hot to touch..." Save the Big Greasy!)
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To: sonsofliberty2000

So, what exactly did he do wrong... the article wasn't clear


5 posted on 10/08/2005 8:27:25 PM PDT by The Brush
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To: Lazamataz

Ping.


6 posted on 10/08/2005 8:27:29 PM PDT by Petronski (I love Cyborg!)
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To: sonsofliberty2000

Waaaaaait... Is this another Ted Kennedy story?


7 posted on 10/08/2005 8:27:44 PM PDT by GOP_Party_Animal
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To: teenyelliott
The greatest line though is:

"He told us, though, he was partying with girls the night before and somehow ended up rolling around in tomato paste."

Right...

A picture of the fiend:


8 posted on 10/08/2005 8:28:04 PM PDT by sonsofliberty2000
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"As officers patted him down, they found that he had used the rope and vinyl strip to make a primitive loin cloth."

I bet that was fun... :(


Also when they say he was a sex offender I wish they would say what kind. There is a lot of difference between a rapist or child molester versus some gay guy caught in a bathroom with another gay guy.


9 posted on 10/08/2005 8:28:10 PM PDT by gondramB (Conservatism is a positive doctrine. Reactionaryism is a negative doctrine.)
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To: sonsofliberty2000

I hate it when people steal strips of vinyl from my lawn furniture.


10 posted on 10/08/2005 8:28:14 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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Bailey, who appeared to be covered in feces. . . .

Call Al Sharpton.

11 posted on 10/08/2005 8:28:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Brawley, Bailey . . . I'm detecting a trend.)
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Is this him?
12 posted on 10/08/2005 8:28:34 PM PDT by indcons (Koran: the world's first WMD.)
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To: sonsofliberty2000

Oh wellsir, Sh!t Happens.


13 posted on 10/08/2005 8:28:39 PM PDT by digger48
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To: sonsofliberty2000

Obviously, a member of MoveOn.Org


14 posted on 10/08/2005 8:30:21 PM PDT by Obadiah (Support Harriet Miers!)
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"I think it's definitely the strangest case of the day," Moran said.

One would hope.

15 posted on 10/08/2005 8:30:34 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (What a Moran!)
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"When we caught him, he still appeared to be covered in fecal matter," Moran said. "He told us, though, he was partying with girls the night before and somehow ended up rolling around in tomato paste."

Oh, God in heaven...this just gets better and better...

[gleeful laughter]

16 posted on 10/08/2005 8:30:48 PM PDT by RichInOC ("The coffee is strong at Cafe du Monde, the doughnuts are too hot to touch..." Save the Big Greasy!)
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To: indcons

MY EYES! MY EYES!


17 posted on 10/08/2005 8:31:25 PM PDT by andie74 (Let's put the 'ham' back in Mohammed.)
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To: sonsofliberty2000
"I think it's definitely the strangest case of the day," Moran said.

If it wasn't, I'm not sure I want to know what was.

18 posted on 10/08/2005 8:31:59 PM PDT by RichInOC ("The coffee is strong at Cafe du Monde, the doughnuts are too hot to touch..." Save the Big Greasy!)
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To: sonsofliberty2000; martin_fierro; mikrofon
Kelly James Bailey, 33, of Greenwater, Wash.

He'll need it.

19 posted on 10/08/2005 8:32:40 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Better green than fecal.)
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"Just another troubled soul hurt by Bush and the right wing"

LOL! "Bush does (insert whatever it was here) women, children and feces-covered sex offenders hurt worst."

20 posted on 10/08/2005 8:32:51 PM PDT by Theresawithanh (I support President Bush, the war on terror, and our brave men & women in the military!)
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