"As officers patted him down, they found that he had used the rope and vinyl strip to make a primitive loin cloth."
I bet that was fun... :(
Also when they say he was a sex offender I wish they would say what kind. There is a lot of difference between a rapist or child molester versus some gay guy caught in a bathroom with another gay guy.
Not in my book. Perverts are perverts. They all need to be rounded up and locked away from civilized society.
Likewise, the locals in MA used to charge "lewd and lascivious" for people urinating in the bushes at 2AM.
But the Boston police would do nothing about the bag lady that would just drop her drawers and let loose outside the
Boston Public Library.