[HairOfTheDog]

Open your eyes, man.

What are you saying, that you believe he's actually a real live transvestite? You think he'd wear pearls to the inauguration?

Open your eyes.... And I'm not a man.

[Alberta's Child]

The single most important quality for any presidential candidate is that he must come across as "presidential material" -- i.e., he must "look presidential" and "act presidential."

This is why presidential candidates lose a substantial number of moderate voters any time they appear like this in photographs:

Giuliani's appearance in drag in a Broadway show in and of itself would have been bad enough, but when you couple that with his marital problems and his bizarre living arrangements late in his term as New York mayor (he was sharing living quarters with a gay couple in Manhattan while his ex-wife -- who had no formal position with the City of New York -- occupied the mayor's residence at Gracie Mansion) . . . well, you can be rest assured that nobody with even a minimal desire for an emotionally stable President is going to vote for him.

[Alberta's Child]

And I'm not a man.

Uh, OK -- I shoulda known better than to assume that. LOL.

Sorry about that.