If I have to deal with one more irate buyer I am going to start playing "yankee doodle" on their heads.
Yes, It is true, we are not shipping your orders out of pure spite not because we are under orders from the federal government to prioritize other things. We love losing money.
People are looking for apartment space in New Orleans, so they can get on with rebuilding the city. Thousands of undamaged apartment units are standing empty.
The Governor has extended legal protection to people who were in the process of being evicted from their apartments. The landlords are having trouble evicting people who aren't even there!
Owwie-Zowwie!