[Vive ut Vivas]

The Bible says Thy Word is a lamp unto my and a guide unto my path. Nothing about his creation there. His creation displays His majesty, but His Word displays His heart. Evolutionists have rejected His Word for His creation.

You believe the Bible because the Bible tells you to believe it? You don't find that a bit circular?

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

[malakhi]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess,

I would be most surprised, because I assumed you were male! (Sorry about that. ;o)

[harbinger of doom]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?
Why would your announcement of that have any significance to others?

[PatrickHenry]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

I certainly can't prove that you're wrong. Therefore ...

[balrog666]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

Hail, Goddess! In fact, lots of hail.

[SeaLion]

f I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

I was already one of your worshippers! Please don't tell me you are a false goddess, because what am I supposed to do now with all this chocolate cake I was about to sacrifice in your honour!?

[dread78645]

... I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

Do you have a stripper factory and beer volcano?

[b_sharp]

"If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?"

If you placed a picture, on this thread, of yourself changing broccoli into something that actually tasted good and was worth eating I might.

I suspect it would be impossible even for a Goddess to produce.

[VadeRetro]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

I hear about every religion too late, after all the sycophants and acolytes are in place and the door to the inner sanctum has big bald guys with curly wires stuck in their ears barring the way. Here's another one! ONE LOUSY DAY too late!

[Thatcherite]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

May His Noodliness strike you down into the mozarella dish of eternity for even contemplating such a proposal in debate.

[PatrickHenry]

This is the thread where the Goddess has proclaimed herself. The action begins at post 51. It's not too late to get in on the goodies.

[AndrewC]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

No. You aren't a Bible.(neither is the Koran nor the book of Mormon)

[VadeRetro]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

No. You aren't a Q'uran. Neither is the Book of Mormon or the christian Bible. (A freeper who shall remain nameless recently turned me to Allah by linking http://www.darwinism-watch.com/.) Allahu Akhbar!