[VadeRetro]

If I announced here on FreeRepublic that I, Vive ut Vivas, am the one true Goddess, and that all other Gods and Flying Spaghetti Monsters are false, would you believe me?

I hear about every religion too late, after all the sycophants and acolytes are in place and the door to the inner sanctum has big bald guys with curly wires stuck in their ears barring the way. Here's another one! ONE LOUSY DAY too late!

[SeaLion]

I hear about every religion too late

We always welcome new converts. Last count I made was at least 3--which constitutes a quorum in the religious founding business, as that is enough to start dividing into sects and denouncing one another as heretics. We'll know we've really arrived, as it were, when we throw our first Inquisition

...Longshadow has expressed some distinctly unorthodox views already.

[PatrickHenry]

I hear about every religion too late ...

It's not too late! The Goddess may welcome you to her bosom with open arms. But you must open your mind to her wisdom, and your wallet to the construction fund for the Hooters sanctuary.

[b_sharp]

"I hear about every religion too late, after all the sycophants and acolytes are in place and the door to the inner sanctum has big bald guys with curly wires stuck in their ears barring the way. Here's another one! ONE LOUSY DAY too late!"

If longshadow and PH keep fighting rather than worshiping, I'm sure there will be an opening for you any time now.

[Vive ut Vivas]

But it's never too late! I only recently discovered my divinity, even, through various self-help classes and motivational CDs.