To: Spktyr
All Krogers in the strike zone will also be closing at 5pm today.Big deal. They're out of everything except frozen food and school supplies as it is.
How many rolls of toilet paper do you need for a hurricane, anyway?
To: Dog Gone
That depends on how big it is and how scared you get.
1,871 posted on
09/22/2005 12:39:43 PM PDT by
Spktyr
(Dallas TX (Overwhelminglysuperiorfirepowerandthewillingnesstouseitistheonlyprovenpeacesolution))
To: Dog Gone
The trick is to keep the toilet paper dry.
1,911 posted on
09/22/2005 12:45:52 PM PDT by
U S Army EOD
(LET ME KNOW WHERE HANOI JANE FONDA IS WHEN SHE TOURS)
To: Dog Gone
How many rolls of toilet paper do you need for a hurricane, anyway? What kind of curtains do you have?
(stress relief humor)
1,924 posted on
09/22/2005 12:48:09 PM PDT by
IamConservative
(Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time will pick himself up and carry on)
To: Dog Gone
"How many rolls of toilet paper do you need for a hurricane, anyway?" That's a good question if you're evacuating yourself.
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