Will you call my Dad for me and tell him if they don't leave, you'll put out a contract for a 'hit' on him? That's about the only thing that'll change his mind! My Mom can't even swim.
Give Eaker and Humblegunner their address and they'll go kidnap em for ya !
I suppose they'll do it for you for free everyone else will have to fess up beer and gas money and of course any ammunition expended out of pocket...etc etc....
Also no third party out of state personal checks without proper ID .......again. They fell for that twice.
All joking aside I hope yer family is safe and sees the potential for loss of life and bails out for a weekend in Dallas at the Gaylord !