1 posted on
09/18/2005 2:44:43 PM PDT by
HAL9000
To: HAL9000
Meet the new boss...same as the old boss...
2 posted on
09/18/2005 2:45:58 PM PDT by
Prime Choice
(E=mc^3. Don't drink and derive.)
To: HAL9000
$3 billion for fish wrapping paper. wow.
3 posted on
09/18/2005 2:47:33 PM PDT by
rineaux
(I Refuse to comment on this post until I know what Jesse Jackson Thinks.)
To: HAL9000
Amazing. And to think he used to be Barbra Streisand's hairdresser!
4 posted on
09/18/2005 2:47:54 PM PDT by
BunnySlippers
(Death to Islamo-Fascists ...)
To: HAL9000
Going from worse to worser.
5 posted on
09/18/2005 2:48:47 PM PDT by
Mike Darancette
(Mesocons for Rice '08)
To: HAL9000
Great idea,Dave...buy a major newspaper when that breed is
in its final,dying days.Are you motivated by the thought of turning its classified section into a great big "alternative dating" section?
To: HAL9000
David Geffen, 8 track music is coming back. Invest now!
8 posted on
09/18/2005 2:53:36 PM PDT by
Mark
(Proven scientific experiment: The NY Times flushes easily down the standard toilet.)
To: HAL9000
He must have a lot of birdcages.
9 posted on
09/18/2005 2:54:44 PM PDT by
Mister Baredog
((Minuteman at heart, couch potato in reality))
To: HAL9000
Newsroom must be full of young copy boys.
10 posted on
09/18/2005 2:55:51 PM PDT by
edpc
To: HAL9000
I think it would be fun to own a newspaper.
11 posted on
09/18/2005 2:58:44 PM PDT by
Alter Kaker
(Whatever tears one may shed, in the end one always blows one’s nose.-Heine)
To: HAL9000
Geffen tried to arrest some Malibu beachgoers who had the nerve to suntan next to his property.
To: HAL9000
And in other news, Geffens is considering investing in sailing rights for the Titanic.
To: HAL9000
While the Times' circulation has been dropping, the paper remains profitable and would have a price of $3 billion. Just goes to show that there is no such thing as a Free Press.
To: HAL9000
Does he think it is too RIGHT leaning?
16 posted on
09/18/2005 3:06:58 PM PDT by
msnimje
(Cogito Ergo Sum Republican)
To: All
It still runs in the black?
How?
Two sets of books?
To: HAL9000
I don't think the profits are that great, that's why Geffen is considering buying, he can get the Slimes cheap.
The current Rat owner is too stupid/stubborn to improve his product and rebuild circulation.
To: HAL9000
What does this guy look like? Isn't he the one that married Liza Minnelli and got beat up?
20 posted on
09/18/2005 3:23:16 PM PDT by
Cate
To: HAL9000
21 posted on
09/18/2005 3:29:14 PM PDT by
maggief
(No 'luffs)
To: HAL9000
A hostile takeover by another toilet paper company like Scotts would be more appropriate, to um.. cut out the competition. :P
23 posted on
09/18/2005 3:35:57 PM PDT by
TheForceOfOne
(The alternative media is our Enigma machine.)
To: HAL9000
...
a price of $3 billion...
Talk about overpriced!
26 posted on
09/18/2005 3:56:30 PM PDT by
BlessedBeGod
(Benedict XVI = Terminator IV)
To: HAL9000
mr. geffen needs the tax write-off
he's still paying for the rapists tax hike
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