[MadIvan]

There are few qualities that are more uninspiring than a lack of humility. I sense that there is this lack in the lady who authored the letter. As such, she might be beautiful like a statue, but lack the warmth to be beautiful like a real woman.

Regards, Ivan

[SpringheelJack]

Yeah, didn't the "I know I'm hot, I used to be a model" bits just warm your heart?

[pigsmith]

"There are few qualities that are more uninspiring than a lack of humility. I sense that there is this lack in the lady who authored the letter."

You're probably on to something there; one usually doesn't become 'second-in-command' at 32 by being humble.

[Nea Wood]

There are few qualities that are more uninspiring than a lack of humility. I sense that there is this lack in the lady who authored the letter. As such, she might be beautiful like a statue, but lack the warmth to be beautiful like a real woman.

Anybody who could write something that beautiful and profound should be able to get a lady! Surely there are women in England other than the type you went out with who wanted the fancy watch. Maybe try online dating to weed out the wrong types?

[SauronOfMordor]

As such, she might be beautiful like a statue, but lack the warmth to be beautiful like a real woman.

My wife might not win any beauty contests, but she makes an effort to try to make me happy. That counts for more

[Verginius Rufus]

You sound like C. K. Dexter Haven (Cary Grant) in The Philadelphia Story.