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Theives snort dogs ashes in cocaine bungle(GAWKER)
Gawker.com ^ | 9/16/05 | Gawker.com

Posted on 09/16/2005 1:38:23 PM PDT by FeliciaCat

"The burglars thought they had hit the jackpot when the saw the pale-coloured powder marked “Charlie” — slang for cocaine — in a pot on pet-lover Dee’s mantelpiece. But they were unaware the pot was an urn and the “drugs” really the remains of her beloved Newfoundland Charlie, who died in 1997."

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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; News/Current Events; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: hatewhenthathappens; losertarians
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To: FeliciaCat

A long time ago, I attended a party.

The lady of the house had apparently put out a couple of lines (actually, it was talcum powder) on the mantel, above the Christmas stockings hanging over the fireplace, it was a XMas party.

At some point during the evening, one of the guests snorted the talcum powder.

No one saw it and no one admitted to it.


41 posted on 09/16/2005 2:34:02 PM PDT by swarthyguy
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To: Charles Henrickson
Good thing I'm not going to be cremated.

That's what they want you to think.

How will you know for sure? Bwahahahahaha.

42 posted on 09/16/2005 2:42:57 PM PDT by savedbygrace ("No Monday morning quarterback has ever led a team to victory" GW Bush)
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To: Dogrobber

Ping...your kind of thread!!!


43 posted on 09/16/2005 3:13:56 PM PDT by bluesagewoman
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To: FeliciaCat

Was the dog cut with a little cat?


44 posted on 09/16/2005 3:27:56 PM PDT by mowowie
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To: Charles Henrickson; FeliciaCat; martin_fierro
And in a related story, like-minded crooks absconded
with a "Charlie" container from the Edgar Bergen Library...


45 posted on 09/16/2005 4:35:27 PM PDT by mikrofon (Wood you believe?)
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To: frogjerk; HairOfTheDog
I guess they needed a hair of the dog that bit them?

It's considered RUDE to not post to the freeper when discussing them.

Very, very rude...

Doggie ping.

46 posted on 09/16/2005 4:40:27 PM PDT by Experiment 6-2-6 (Previously known as Pookie Me, a Freeper since 7 September 1998. All who joined later are newbies!)
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To: Experiment 6-2-6

LOL ;~D Thank you ;~D


47 posted on 09/16/2005 5:55:44 PM PDT by HairOfTheDog (Join the Hobbit Hole Troop Support - http://freeper.the-hobbit-hole.net/)
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To: ladyjane

LOL!!!!


48 posted on 09/16/2005 9:24:16 PM PDT by alley cat
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To: FeliciaCat
Hillarious! Reminds me of one episode of the The Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers:

Stoned to the gills doper: "Hey man, I was hungry...so I cooked that turkey I found in your freezer"

Astonished roomate: "What did you stuff it with?"

Doper: "Nothing, man. It wasn't empty."

49 posted on 09/17/2005 12:41:54 AM PDT by Rudder
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