Posted on 09/16/2005 1:38:23 PM PDT by FeliciaCat
"The burglars thought they had hit the jackpot when the saw the pale-coloured powder marked Charlie slang for cocaine in a pot on pet-lover Dees mantelpiece. But they were unaware the pot was an urn and the drugs really the remains of her beloved Newfoundland Charlie, who died in 1997."
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A long time ago, I attended a party.
The lady of the house had apparently put out a couple of lines (actually, it was talcum powder) on the mantel, above the Christmas stockings hanging over the fireplace, it was a XMas party.
At some point during the evening, one of the guests snorted the talcum powder.
No one saw it and no one admitted to it.
That's what they want you to think.
How will you know for sure? Bwahahahahaha.
Ping...your kind of thread!!!
Was the dog cut with a little cat?
It's considered RUDE to not post to the freeper when discussing them.
Very, very rude...
Doggie ping.
LOL ;~D Thank you ;~D
LOL!!!!
Stoned to the gills doper: "Hey man, I was hungry...so I cooked that turkey I found in your freezer"
Astonished roomate: "What did you stuff it with?"
Doper: "Nothing, man. It wasn't empty."
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