Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

MORFORD: The Storm That Ate The GOP
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 9/14/5 | Mark Morford

Posted on 09/14/2005 7:45:13 AM PDT by SmithL

Who will pity the soulless Republican Party now that Katrina is mauling their regime?

Can you hear that? That low scraping moan, that painful scream, that compressed hissing wail like the sound of an angry alligator caught in a vice?

Why, it's the GOP, and they're screaming, "No, no it can't be, oh my God, please no, this damnable Katrina thing is just an unstoppable PR disaster for us!"

After all (they wail), who woulda thought dissing all those poor black people and letting so many of them die in filth and misery in the Superdome while our pampered CEO president enjoyed yet another vacation would cause such an ugly backlash, such harsh criticism of the glorious, rich-über-alles GOP creed?

Who knew it would lay bare our deeply inbred agenda of social injustice and civil neglect, and our systematic abuse of the country? This storm thing is so not the thing we need right now because, oh my God look, just look! We've been so golden! We've had the run of the candy store! We have been gods among swine!

Can you hear them? Hastert to DeLay to Frist to Santorum to Rove to Cheney to Bush himself, across the board and all down the snickering party line they keen, "It's not fair! We've been planning this regime, this overthrow for 40 years! We've worked so damn hard to drive a wedge into the culture and an ice pick into the heart of the nation, working like demons on meth to mangle this country's economy and sense of pride so as to boost corporate profits and lock down our wealth and empire!"

And now Katrina. . . .

(Excerpt) Read more at sfgate.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Government; News/Current Events; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: aidsrelatedpsychosis; biggayal; bonesmoker; butchbush; ineedaman; katrina; mansman; morfordite; morfordthemoron; novulgarkeywords; onetrackmind; sandinmyvagina; whiningfairy; youlostgetoverit
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-79 last
To: RightWingAtheist

Or reason or use logic, apparently.


61 posted on 09/14/2005 8:50:46 AM PDT by BuglerTex
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 60 | View Replies]

To: SmithL

Looks like Ms. Morford's favorite event has been disrupted, and she is not pleased. This was surely Bush's fault.

62 posted on 09/14/2005 8:57:57 AM PDT by Fresh Wind
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: little jeremiah; Grampa Dave
Do I HAVE to read it?

Same thought here......

63 posted on 09/14/2005 9:07:05 AM PDT by Ernest_at_the_Beach (History is soon Forgotten,)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 41 | View Replies]

To: SmithL

Yesterday's headline in our newspaper was 'Bush Takes Complete Responsibility for Katrina'.


64 posted on 09/14/2005 9:24:09 AM PDT by Asfarastheeastisfromthewest...
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: RightWingAtheist

I was not aware of the gay community, I just was thinking about Mardi Gras and the parties and such.


65 posted on 09/14/2005 9:39:31 AM PDT by Sinner6 (http://www.digital-misfits.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 59 | View Replies]

To: SmithL
Dear Mike,

Based on a recent assessment of natural disasters, YOU'RE NEXT.

Make sure you have your readiness kit prepared. The most important items are spare batteries.

(Image lifted from MM's profile page at sfgate.com)

66 posted on 09/14/2005 9:52:55 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Disambiguator
(Image lifted from MM's profile page at sfgate.com)

But they're just like everyone else...

(so I wonder how many heterosexual columnists in major newspapers flaunt their sexual prolivities in the newspapers they write in...)

67 posted on 09/14/2005 10:45:39 AM PDT by inquest (FTAA delenda est)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 66 | View Replies]

To: SmithL

"Morfordite Alert"


Didn't you mean Troglodyte Alert?


68 posted on 09/14/2005 10:46:18 AM PDT by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SmithL

If I get the Dem spin right, it was Bush's fault for not imprisoning Gov. Blanco and imposing martial law on the state. Do I have that right?


69 posted on 09/14/2005 10:48:24 AM PDT by AmishDude (Join the AmishDude fan club: "Great point." -- AliVertias; ":-) Very clever" -- MJY1288)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: SmithL

Yet another dose of liberal child-think.


70 posted on 09/14/2005 10:56:27 AM PDT by Grateful One (`)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: BuglerTex

He needs to add, "...and overuser of endless run-on sentences that go on and on and on and never seem to stop..."


71 posted on 09/14/2005 10:58:02 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 58 | View Replies]

To: SmithL
that compressed hissing wail like the sound of an angry alligator caught in a vice

Freudian slip? Or did he mean vise?

72 posted on 09/14/2005 11:01:27 AM PDT by Disambiguator (Making accusations of racism is the last refuge of a scoundrel.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: SmithL

I guess he hasn't seen the latest Rasmussen poll...Bush's numbers are up.


73 posted on 09/14/2005 11:07:10 AM PDT by nyconse (a)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Rummyfan

I think it's funny how often I hear the msm lamenting the short attention span of the American public. It's not the public with the short attention span, ladies and gentlemen, it's the msm themselves. Ooops, down the memory hole, on to the next story.

Wasn't there a blonde girl on some island that disappeared once upon a time? I think the killer got out of jail and flew immediately to Holland. Wif his Daddy.


74 posted on 09/14/2005 11:12:59 AM PDT by johnb838 (I got nuthin to say,)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 38 | View Replies]

To: Richard Kimball
Emergency Management Coordinator for McLennan County called the Latham Springs Baptist Camp (basically a summer camp facility)

Don't try to put one past me... THAT is the FEMA DEATH CAMP, isn't it. I know what's going on. I have ears. I listen.

75 posted on 09/14/2005 11:17:05 AM PDT by johnb838 (I got nuthin to say,)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 54 | View Replies]

To: SmithL
It must be the job of the Republicans to rescue the populace from incompetent, corrupt Democrats

Precisely why the populace occasionally elects Republicans, Smitty. Deal wit it, bro. Every once in a while, Mom and Dad have to come home and sort out the mess, stock the fridge,pay the phone bill, and pay the car insurance. After that, who needs'em?

76 posted on 09/14/2005 11:23:07 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk ("Chinese Fire Drill" Racist. . " NOLA Hurricane Drill" Accurate.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: SmithL


77 posted on 09/14/2005 11:24:31 AM PDT by Kenny Bunk ("Chinese Fire Drill" Racist. . " NOLA Hurricane Drill" Accurate.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 5 | View Replies]

To: funkywbr
This is about as relevent as Morren [MORON] Dowd starting off any and all of her columns with Haliburton... blah blah blah!

Excuse me for the correction, but you misspelled Moron Dowd. ;-)

78 posted on 09/14/2005 11:38:57 AM PDT by Waryone
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 46 | View Replies]

To: SmithL

More kee-rap emanating from San Francisco, known in some circles as Moonbat Central, and in other circles as Sodom-by-the-Sea. Morford must have picked up some kind of infection in a bathhouse that has since traveled to his brain.


79 posted on 09/14/2005 11:43:15 AM PDT by billnaz (What part of "shall not be infringed" don't you understand?)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-6061-79 last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
News/Activism
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson