[syriacus]

When you've got a name like Schumck
You've got to be good, or have luck.
But when your name is Schumer,
It is certainly no rumor:
You're only a Putzhead, dear Chuck.

Good one! We've got A Freepers' Book of Chuck Schumer Limericks in the making.

Chuck Schumer is the worst sort of a male chauvinist pig

Here's a question that Chuckie would dodge--
"Can a woman belong to your lodge?"
Female Masons he'd thwart,
But he'd help gals abort
His thinking is such a hodge-podge.

[Petronski]

Poor Chuckie's a know-nothing twerp,
Our gun rights he would love to usurp.
But if faced with "the Hun"
Down his leg pee would run.
And jackboots with his tongue he would slurp!

[AliVeritas]

You guys should publish or at least get a site. Excellent.

[andy58-in-nh]

There lives a New Yorker named Chuck
When a camera's around, he won't duck.
His intense self-promotion
Creates such commotion
He's now known as Senator Schmuck.