[serpentineshel]

This is one that I love (although I'm not sure how true it is...I'm sure it's at least fairly close!):

Doctors:
>
> (A) The number of doctors in the U.S. is 700,000
>
> (B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
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> (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
>
> Statistics courtesy of the U.S.Dept of Health & Human Services
>
>

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> Guns:
>
> (A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000 (yes that's 80 million)
>
> (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500
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> (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
>
> Statistics courtesy of the FBI
>

[Savage Beast]

More Leftist drivel. Do these people do anything besides drool and shout? If Leftists were paid what they're worth they'd be pushing mops and slinging fries. No wonder they love Karl Marx so much.